He's a bad teacher
Kind of a demon
If he doesn't pass you
You're in for some fun
To question him? Well
Even the winners run-
From this teaching-demon
The snarl of those lips-
His sharpness of teeth; All studious students
Had better take heed:
You know that he will fail you
If you don't repeat-
And with him your parents will meet.
At first you think
It was good to try his class-
But after your first term...
It will begin-
You'll come to realize
You've read his kind of lies
On every Wiki page
For free!
This entire c
Once upon a midnight dreary,
Had to much vodka,
and couldn't see clearly.
Ran over a deer, that poor poor buck.
For in my grill his antlers were stuck.
I tried to push out this big steer
But my hand did slip inside its rear.
The cops came and ambulance too.
But no one would come near
the creepy guy that smelled like poo.
It has come to my attention that you are about as pleasant as a rank plate of lemons jammed down an old lady’s throat have some behavioural problems with regards to your interactions with the community. This is not good for you and for that reason; I hope you will read this letter.
Considering that your actions reflect badly on you as a walking sack of organic waste that is sucking up our air artist, I thought that I would step in and offer my own take on things. I hope within this letter to assist you in removing the metallic rod you have jammed so far up your posterior! by explaining to you that your behaviour ,which reminded me of a
How to Insult Poetically by WordOfChen, literature
Literature
How to Insult Poetically
Once I happened upon a callow young lass,
Who apparently thought that it was cool to be crass.
And she turned her tongue upon the profession of writing;
Apparently she felt that it was in need of a smiting.
Though her raving and ranting made very little sense,
She seemed to be taking a rather harsh stance.
Apparently her pain was too great to be understood,
Far beyond the comprehension of this man from the hood.
So I stood there in swagger, clad in my bling.
While she behaved like 'Moon-Moon', in search of a thing.
She spouted some nonsense, some far fetched line,
About never idolizing the keen writer's mind...
...Aaaaaalrighty then,
If t
How To be Happy:
A Simple and Humourous Guide:
Introduction:
Often we find ourselves feeling unhappy, feeling depressed and weepy (some would say whiny), but the truth is that all of us feel undeniably shitty. Therefore, having plenty of experience in this area, I have taken it upon myself to present to you this simple guide.
The Low-Down:
Righto, you all want to be happy, but none of you are. You've tried several things:
1. Posted a shitty status on Facebook hoping someone will pay attention to you.
2. Cried after no one liked your post because you have no friends.
3. Submitted your post to DA secrets so they could use it.
4. Felt b